✖♥رَ شِــيـدَ ة ُ♥✖♠

PANCUT
Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nanti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nanti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni

KENTUT
org Amerika kentut cakap EXCUSE ME
org British kentut cakap PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut cakap FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut cakap NOT ME! NOT ME!

CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business
for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake,
i'll lose my business for 9 months!

SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
memang tak masuk akal

WARNING!!
children playing outside the car
can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car
can cause children!

SETEM
pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem
gambar KEMALUAN lelaki.
ini mengelirukan
kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat
depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET
a lollipop said to a chocolate
'Damn we're sooo sweeeet!'
the chocolate replied 'Sweet?
u should see the person
who pos send this massage.
fuh, lagi sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)